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И зверь ревел, и звери обедали (c) Маяковский
(is very well, is very badly)
Хорошо (horror show)
Бред (bread)
Yellow blue bus (Я люблю вас)
What can I do (водки найду)
Thank you very much (Сенька, верни мяч!)
- Two tickets to Dublin
- Куда, блин??
- Туда, блин!
- Hey, how much watch?
- Six watch.
- Such much?
- For whom how...
- MGIMO finished?
- Ask!...
А вот это мое любимое:
Который год висит крупными буквами на стенке
IRISH PHILOSOPHY
There are only two things to worry about - either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about - either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are two things to worry about - either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends. You won’t have time to WORRY!!!
Two tourists from Germany in a London pub:
Germans: Two gins, please!
Bartender: Dry?
Germans: Nein, zwei!
Bartender: Nine?
Особо много приколов на тему языковых недопониманитй по ссылке:
http://www.languages-study.com/shock.html
Выкладываю:
И зверь ревел, и звери обедали (c) Маяковский
(is very well, is very badly)
Хорошо (horror show)
Бред (bread)
Yellow blue bus (Я люблю вас)
What can I do (водки найду)
Thank you very much (Сенька, верни мяч!)
- Two tickets to Dublin
- Куда, блин??
- Туда, блин!
- Hey, how much watch?
- Six watch.
- Such much?
- For whom how...
- MGIMO finished?
- Ask!...
А вот это мое любимое:
Который год висит крупными буквами на стенке
IRISH PHILOSOPHY
There are only two things to worry about - either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about - either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are two things to worry about - either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends. You won’t have time to WORRY!!!
Two tourists from Germany in a London pub:
Germans: Two gins, please!
Bartender: Dry?
Germans: Nein, zwei!
Bartender: Nine?
Особо много приколов на тему языковых недопониманитй по ссылке:
http://www.languages-study.com/shock.html